Burnt your fingers lately on the toaster?  You probably have if you eat a lot of toast, have small hands and an old toaster.  Well, it’s time to upgrade to the Slide Through Toaster.  The bread goes in, toasts and instead of popping back up it slides through, continuing in the same direction it entered, into a tray.  Yup, totally novel but at least the toaster doesn’t look half bad, it’s got 1400 watts of toasting power and six variable temperature settings.